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Boob Phone

Price: £30.00
Item Number: FPBOOB
Everyone loves phones (unless you have no ears) so we would be a silly company if we didn't have a range of the greatest phones in the world.... so have we delivered?

Too Right!

Now there are many reasons why you should buy this phone (I can think of 2)....

You can be a breast of all the latest technology with this fully functional phone... there is simply no reason in this day and age why you should be using crappy old skool technology such as skype and google talk. The future is not wireless but wired with a good thick cable to the good old copper phone socket... so you really would be knockers not to adopt this technology.

At we pride ourselves on being at the forefront of technology and I think our range of fine quality phones proves this drive. In fact we have a policy to monitor the quality of the phones we sell called the Double D guarantee.

We guarantee that all our phones will be Durable and Dapper (you have no idea how long it took me to come up with two words starting with D to describe a phone) so you know that you will not only have something that oozes class but also something that will stand the test of time.

So what are you waiting for?

1. Click Add To Cart
2. Pay with Credit Card
3. Shout Majumbas
4. Wait for the Bra Buddies to be delivered direct to your door (FREE IN THE UK)

And if your not into boobs then why not check out our equally awesome range of non-boob related phones?

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