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Price: Please allow 2 weeks for delivery!
Item Number: RG7
Never was the phrase two for the price of one more fitting.
For here we have 2 umbrellas on one stick.
 
So what does this mean ?
 
Well it means you and a lover (or simply another person... the loving bit is optional) can both stay nice and dry.
 
Picture the scene (and please note that any sexism is for humor reasons only and not cause i'm a git):
 
You and your lovely wife are going out for a walk in the rain. She is moaning that she is getting wet but is afraid to hold an umbrella as she has just had her nails done.
 
What do you do ?
 
Well you can either flip her the bird and use the umbrella to keep yourself nice and dry. Or you can hold the umbrella over her while you get soggy and wet (not good).
 
However now there is a third option.
 
You can now get this double umbrella and use your man strength to keep you both dry. So no more tears.
 
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This umbrella would also be excellent if you are very fat.
PLEASE NOTE THAT COLOUR MAY VARY FROM PICTURE (PLEASE CONTACT US TO FIND OUT WHAT WE CURRENTLY HAVE)

Current stock is: Green/Yellow

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